Thursday, March 27, 2008

JAX

Born and bred in the gutters of Astoria Boulevard, Jax the Fish, has ultimate street cred. A skilled Siamese Fighter, he did some time for assault before we crossed paths, but he’s not a bad roommate if you can get over his past. He’s been the eyes and the ears of the ‘hood for decades, and a fathomless source for all things Queens-related. Jax is currently on house arrest, but his parole officer says if he keeps it clean for the next six weeks, we can take him on daytrips. We test his water weekly. It's not easy sharing a place with a junkie fish, but Janie Brucks and I take it day by day. Besides. His information is invaluble. The nasty b*stard can be reached at JaxHatesTheAstoriaGirls@gmail.com He's got the answer to anything and everything you'd ever want to know about Astoria. But don’t expect him to be nice about it. He tell it like it is.

So "ASK JAX." Go on. We dare you.